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Wellington host Auckland today in Super Smash so I will steer clear of those two teams. Central Districts men had a win vs Wellington and the funkiest thing from that game was CD’s trio of spinners...

  • Angus Schaw: 4ov, 3w @ 4.5rpo

  • Jayden Lennox: 2.5ov, 1w @ 9.5rpo

  • Ajaz Patel: 4ov, 4w @ 5.2rpo

All three have fabulous T20 mahi...

  • Angus Schaw: 17.65avg/7.5rpo

  • Jayden Lennox: 18avg/7.2rpo

  • Ajaz Patel: 23.48avg/7.5rpo

CD women lost to Wellington and Flora Devonshire didn’t take a wicket (3ov @ 6.3rpo) but she was their best batter with 34 runs @ 121sr. Devonshire and Canterbury’s Izzy Sharp are the two best young batters who score quickly in Aotearoa, with Sharp banging 65* @ 138sr in Canterbury’s loss vs Otago.

Sharp has been in better form as the pure batter while Devonshire bats slightly lower and offers lefty spin. Their T20 career mahi is similar and both are starting their T20 careers with strike-rates over 100...

  • Izzy Sharp: 14.72avg/110.62sr

  • Flora Devonshire: 14.45avg/102.35sr

Canterbury’s blokes had a win vs Otago and two youngsters excelled in the second innings. Jamal Todd smacked 53 runs @ 220.8sr for Otago in the opening slot and Cameron Paul took 3w @ 8rpo to finish as Canterbury’s leading wicket-taker in the game. Both lads are 21-years-old and have different wrinkles of funk...

Todd has a T20 batting record of 26.2avg/155.2sr. This is his best format but he still averages 20+ with 50+ scores in all formats and he was the only batter in this game who had a strike-rate over 160.

Paul played his first Super Smash game and is currently averaging below 22 in all three formats. He scored 91 runs for the NZ 11 vs West Indies a few weeks ago as well and given the Canterbury production line which features the Darfield hub (led by Zak Foulkes), you should be following Paul closely as he will probably be a 1st 11 player throughout Super Smash.

Below is a mix of my first two Super Smash Scout notebooks prior to the Wellington vs Auckland game day...

Lachlan Stackpole (20yrs) is the only batter in Plunket Shield with a strike-rate over 100 (282 runs @ 106.4sr) and started SS with 46 runs @ 200sr.

Stackpole has hit the most sixes in PS with 18 and Bevon Jacobs is second with 10.

Stackpole has a T20 strike-rate of 148.6 after seven innings.

Jacobs started SS with 55 runs @ 117.4sr and is 23yrs with...

  • FC: 53.2avg/66.4sr

  • LA: 25.3avg/100.2sr

  • T20: 30.3avg/141.4sr

Jacobs, Stackpole and Simon Keene (24yrs) all have a PS century this season.

Matthew Fisher’s recent wicket tallies: 1, 1 (Test), 4, 0, 6, 1 (NZ-A), 1 (SS).

T20 bowling is Fisher’s worst pocket...

  • FC: 22.2avg/3.6rpo

  • LA: 26.6avg/5.6rpo

  • T20: 41.5avg/9.5rpo

Tim Pringle (23yrs) is second for PS wickets (19w @ 25.5avg/2.5rpo) and has a T20I record of 25.1avg/6.4rpo for Netherlands.

Pringle has taken 2+ wickets in six of his last nine innings.

Marama Downes (23yrs) was the only wicket-taker in the women’s game and she has a T20 bowling record of 16.8avg/5.4rpo.

Best ND/Auckland players in HBJ Shield...

  • Caitlin Gurrey: 310 runs @ 51.6avg/80sr

  • Prue Catton: 195 runs @ 39avg/78sr

  • Brooke Halliday: 170 runs @ 56.6avg/67sr

  • Kayley Knight: 13w @ 11.6avg/3.6rpo

  • Nensi Patel: 10w @ 17.5avg/3.9rpo

Highest kiwi wahine batting strike-rates (20+ runs)

  • Georgia Plimmer: 134.48

  • Flora Devonshire: 121.42

  • Jodie Dean: 113.33

Lowest kiwi wahine economy rates (1+ wicket)

  • Emma Black: 4.75

  • Claudia Green: 5

  • Jess Kerr: 5.25

Izzy Sharp this summer

  • Scores in last 10 games: 8, 38, 18 39, 25, 67, 58, 0, 33, 65*

  • HBJ Shield: 195 runs @ 32.5avg/87sr (1x6)

  • North vs South: 91 runs @ 30.3avg/157sr (5x6)

  • Super Smash: 65* @ 138sr (2x6)

Jodie Dean this summer

  • Scores in last 10 games: 26, 27, 48, 0, 7, 18, 16, 24, 34

  • HBJ Shield: 126 runs @ 21avg/68sr

  • North vs South: 40 runs @ 20avg/148sr

  • Super Smash: 34 runs @ 113sr

Polly Inglis this summer

  • Scores in last 10 games: 6, 35, 31, 38, 55*, 19, 15, 50, 38, 20*

  • HBJ Shield: 184 runs @ 36.8avg/88sr

  • North vs South: 103 runs @ 34.3avg/181sr

  • Super Smash: 20* @ 105sr

Missy Banks this summer

  • Wickets in last 10 games: 0, 0, 3, 1, 3, 3, 1, 1, 1, 3

  • HBJ Shield: 11w @ 18.avg/4rpo

  • North vs South: 2w @ 34avg/8.5rpo

  • Super Smash: 2w @ 7.6rpo

Jess Simmons this summer

  • HBJ Shield: 8w @ 20.7avg/4.7rpo

  • Super Smash: 2w @ 7.5rpo

Highest blokes batting strike-rates (20+ runs)

  • Jamal Todd: 220.83

  • Lachlan Stackpole: 200

  • Tom Blundell: 182.14

Lowest blokes economy rates (1+ wicket)

  • Angus Schaw: 4.5

  • Ish Sodhi: 4.5

  • Ajaz Patel: 5.25

Ben Sears took 3w @ 8.5rpo in his return to cricket. He has a T20I average of 24.73 and T20 average of 21.67.

Dane Cleaver averages 25+ in all three formats with a century in each format and 5+ fifties in each format.

Muhammad Abbas’ recent scores: 25, 0, 66, 40, 47, 61, 36

Tom Blundell’s recent scores: 2, 9, 25, 64*, 77, 3, 3, 42, 20*, 29, 4, 51

Tom Latham in domestic cricket this season...

  • Ford Trophy: 204 runs @ 102avg/91sr

  • Plunket Shield: 75 runs @ 37.5avg/50sr

  • Super Smash: 75 runs @ 156sr

Cameron Paul is 21yrs averaging below 22 in all three formats...

  • FC: 21.78

  • LA: 14.8

  • T20: 10.66

Jamal Todd is 21yrs averaging 20+ in all three formats and has a 50+ score in each format but T20s are his best format with 26.22avg/155sr.

Glenn Phillips’ wickets this season: 2, 4, 2, 2, 1, 0, 1, 2

Luke Georgeson’s recent mahi...

  • Scores: 32, 0, 2, 40, 14, 59*, 44*, 74, 49*, 80, 23*

  • Wickets: 0, 0, 1, 0, 2, 0, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1, 3, 1

Georgeson in T20s: 20.63avg/125sr | 24.41avg/8.8rpo

Max Chu this summer

  • Ford Trophy: 139 runs @ 34.7avg/77sr

  • Plunket Shield: 290 runs @ 48.3avg/62sr

  • Super Smash: 38 runs @ 131sr

I have a few more Blackcaps things beyond the paywall as the ODI and T20I squads to tour India were named last week. I also have some NZ Warriors hot pockets left over from the recent deep dives...

New Zealand Warriors NRL-ish Depth Chart For The 2025/26 Summer

Exploring The Depths Of The 2026 New Zealand Warriors Top-50ish

2025/26 Kiwi-NRL Train & Trial Breakdown

Musical jam...


Nick’s Notebook

Bev Priestman told media prior to Christmas that her Wellington Phoenix team would be making two more additions to the squad before the end of the month. One a midfielder, one a forward. Both are injury replacements for the season-enders suffered by Alyssa Whinham and Tessel Middag – the latter meaning that they’re allowed to use an import spot for one of them. That’ll be the forward, because news arrived this morning that Emma Pijnenburg has joined on a permanent deal from Feyenoord.

I’m never a massive fan of kiwi players returning to the A-Leagues, particularly on the women’s side at a time when we don’t have a whole lot of top tier pros (now even less than a few months ago after Anna Leat, CJ Bott, Vic Esson, and Emma Pijnenburg have all settled in). But players have to make the calls that suits them both professionally and personally – the problem is not players have recently left, it’s that nobody’s replaced them. Anyway.

With Pijnenburg, she went to Europe super early after coming through at Western Springs. She was 18 when she joined the Feyenoord academy and now she’s 21 having made 28 appearances for their first team, most of those in the Eredivisie. Only 145 minutes this season but she has started to be used much more in her preferred midfield role so it’s not like she’d hit a wall over there... however, there’s little doubt she’ll have a more prominent spot with the Nix. Maybe not a starting spot because that Grace Jale/CJ Bott midfield is going alright but more than the occasionally five minute cameo for sure.

The other thing about EP is that she’s also broken into the Football Ferns squad over the past year, earning seven caps since her debut vs Costa Rica in February (only seven Ferns played more games in 2025 – albeit all of EP’s were as a substitute). Gotta be playing to stay in that mix.

Hence it’s unfolded that she’s been granted an early release from a contract that was only due to last until the end of this current European season. Based on Pijnenburg’s quotes, the Nix made the first move and she responded enthusiastically (perhaps not seeing a pathway into the first eleven at Feyenoord). Pijnenburg will definitely add some more guile to the Nix’s play with her incisive passing - that’s something they don’t really have from other options in those positions.

2024 Women’s U20 World Cup Squad

Player (Club In Sep 2024) – Current Club

  • Zoe Benson (Eastern Suburbs AFC) – Wellington Phoenix

  • Daisy Brazendale (Wellington Phoenix) – Wellington Phoenix

  • Rebekah Trewhitt (Wellington Phoenix) – Lewes FC, England

  • Olivia Ingham (Wellington Phoenix) - Wellington Phoenix

  • Milly Clegg (Racing Louisville, USA)- Racing Louisville, USA

  • Maddie Iro (High Point University, USA) – DePaul University, USA

  • Ruby Nathan (Canberra United) – Eastern Suburbs

  • Helena Errington (Unattached) – Sporting Club Jacksonville, USA

  • Suya Haering (Turbine Potsdam, Germany) – Carl Zeiss Jena, Germany

  • Lara Colpi (BSC Young Boys, Switzerland) – FC Thun, Switzerland

  • Manaia Elliott (Wellington Phoenix) - Wellington Phoenix

  • Ella McCann (Wellington Phoenix) - Wellington Phoenix

  • Ella McMillan (Wellington Phoenix) - Wellington Phoenix

  • Kiara Bercelli (Sampdoria, Italy) – Auckland United

  • Aimee Danieli (Wellington Phoenix) - Wellington Phoenix

  • Olivia Page (Sheffield United, England) – Newcastle Jets

  • Marie Green (Wellington Phoenix) - Petone

  • Amber Bennett (Cashmere Technical) – Cashmere Technical

  • Emma Pijnenburg (Feyenoord Rotterdam) – Wellington Phoenix

  • Zoe McMeeken (Wellington Phoenix) – Melbourne Victory

  • Ella Findlay (Western Springs) – Eastern Suburbs

Loooots of Wellington Phoenix mentions in all that. That club currently has claimed an enormous responsibility developing our next wave of women’s footballers so it’d sure be cool if they made the top six this season. This U20WC was only last year so can’t get upset about there not being more established overseas pros from this bunch yet – the A-League is a proven platform for getting players into those environments. Even for someone like Pijnenburg, there’s plenty of time for her to go have another crack in Europe if she wants to. Couple good years at the Nix then see what happens.

I’m not gonna do a Flying Kiwis yarn tomorrow because at this time of the year there’s only about six players worth mentioning and they’re playing every couple of days (the ones in England, anyway). We’ll let it slide until next week and then catch everything up then. No need to dwell on Tyler Bindon scoring an own goal and conceding a penalty in the same game as Sheffield United lost 5-3 against Wrexham (aside from the fact that Libby Cacace made it back to the bench for Wrexham, although they didn’t use him). Moses Dyer scored a brace for Phnom Penh Crown to keep up his good form. Ollie Whyte is returning to FC Haka after they got relegated and had their main stand burnt down. And Chris Wood had knee surgery. Sounds like it was only a bit of a clean-up and he shouldn’t be out too much longer but that there has been some overreaction so better get that bit out in the open right away...

Nearing on ten weeks since the last time we saw Chris Wood on a football pitch, he’s had to go under the knife. Following a spell of what his coach Sean Dyche repeatedly referred to as a “settling down period” it would appear that his knee injury refused to settle on its own so it’s been given some help. Okay, so the wait to see The Woodsman scoring goals again will extend a little longer... but just how much longer is the question. Seems like a lot of fans and media (kiwi media in particular) saw the image of Chris Wood doing a thumbs-up in a hospital bed and jumped to worst-case scenarios about “lengthy sideline spells” and “battling to make FIFA World Cup” but the damage doesn’t appear to have been as serious as that.

Wood’s message included this bit referring to his prospective return...

“Truly gutting and frustrating that I’ll be on the sideline for another period of time. It’s what’s needed to come back stronger and better to help my teammates do the job needed in the Prem and in Europe.”

For starters, that strongly hints that he expects to be playing again this season and, given the European reference, not just right at the end either. That’s something that’s backed up by Sean Dyche talking it hopefully only being weeks before he’s available again. These quotes came after Nottingham Forest’s 2-1 defeat against Manchester City, a match which Wood attended (albeit with a knee brace and crutches) mere days after going under the knife. Sounds like this was a clean-up operation and shouldn’t need any extensive recovery.

Sean Dyche: “Woody, yeah, he’s had an operation. At the end of a period of trying to settle it down, which is unfortunate but we had a lot of specialist opinion on trying to get it through naturally. They’ve decided that it’s it’s time to go and do it. It’s a sort of cartilage operation. We’re not sure [how much longer he’ll be out]. It certainly won’t be days obviously. We’re hoping for weeks. We’ll have to wait and see how that settles, but the signs were good from the surgical point of view. We’ll see. I don’t like throwing timeframes about. We’re hoping it’s a smooth pathway. It sometimes isn’t. So, we’ll just have to wait and see.”

Houston Rockets With Kevin Durant & Steven Adams On The Court Together
  • Outscored opponents by 135 points in 370 minutes

  • Team shoots 49.4% from the field and 40.3% from threes

  • Offensive Rating of 121.3, Defensive Rating of 104.7

  • Net Rating of +16.5, most of any Rockets duo with at least 220 mins

  • Second on that Net Rating list (min 220 minutes) is Adams & Amen Thompson, third is Adams and Jabari Smith, fourth is Adams and Reed Sheppard

  • Kevin Durant scores 41 points per 100 possessions with Adams on the floor and only 31 pts/100poss without him

Last season it was Adams and Sengun, that pair has still been good though it’s not the novelty it once was. No worries there because now defences are having to find ways to stomach KD’s refined ability to find effective shots around the screens and rebounds of his fishing buddy Steve-o and that’s proving just as devastating as dealing with the Double Bigs.

Musical Jam...

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